get off me demon
(referring to a spider)
I didn’t choose the balloon, the balloon chose me.
I’m a man until its inside me.
—Brett green
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s girly as fuck and tastes like cranberries.
—Brett Green (via notquality)
bat faggot
—Brett Green
I was in tech match in high school
—Brett Green
i deleted it because all the philosophy on my tumblr has to be my own.
—brett green
I’m a street rat, stealing apples and playing with my monkey.
—Brett Green
Just a rubble of shit.
—Jimmy Turner
you cant put the can in the pan, put the can in the ham, because you can canned ham, hot damn!
—brett green
